like what else was expected from me? my baby as my favorite superhero. there’s no way i wasn’t gonna do something about it
Jean, stop being such a wuss.
(AU idea credit goes to mrcleanheichou)
when i was in 7th grade, i had a science teacher who would give really easy tests. i would finish them in 10 minutes, then spend the rest of the period drawing ninjas all over the paper. i always told him to circle all 200 in red pen, and he did. one day, i decided to fuck him over by only drawing 199. when i got the test back, he’d written “you devil-spawn” on the top.
the non binary petition has only like jjust over 2 weeks and only has nearly 22,000 signs, but i dont think people realize that 22,00 is not enough and we need to get to 100,000 immediately
you are being depended on to sign this to help non binary peole and give them basic rights
cmon do it
here is a link to the petition, please please please sign/signal boost!
if i die young
bury me in satin
lay me down on a bed of roses
of our rival
last known survivor
his prey in the
US ALL WITH THE
[slaps self in the face for thinking “bamboo’s his prey in the night”]
Just took a reading test from Staples and confirmed that I am still a slower-than-average reader. I mean, I read a LOT, and I love it, and I’ve gotten much faster over the years. But while my dyslexia is mild, it is not something I’ll ever get over, I guess.
You can test yourself here, just remember that these tests don’t really say anything about how smart you are or your potential for success or whatever. I like to think that whatever neurological weirdness makes it hard for me to process written words also gives me a different way of looking at the world that gives more than it takes.
I got 172 wpm, so I’m 31% slower than the national average D’: Wah.
I got 450 WPM I’m 80% faster than the national average.
296 WPM and 18% faster than the average. woo :D
493 WPM and 97% faster than average
Apparently 498 WPM and 99% faster than average.
Although if I actually want to properly ingest something I’m reading, I tend to slow down.
304 words per minute, 22% faster than the national average.
809 wpm wooo
293 words per minute ^ u ^
You read 700 words per minute.
That makes you 180% faster than the national average.
You read 357 words per minute.
That makes you 43% faster than the national average. Hmm okay.
You read 405 words per minute.
That makes you 62% faster than the national average.
Cool. Cool cool cool.
This is a thing I made for my fake screenshot blog a while back.
A young man stands in his bedroom.
robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast
I can’t hear you
over his glorious smile
are you sure
to play this game?
I am very sure
That this game
Is already lost
oh so we’re going pg-13 now?
hmm too bad robert
is lacking in that area
meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like
Come on now guys, they
OH MY GOD HAHAHA
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
The Marauders used to take turns taking care of Harry when the others had Order business or were too busy or needed a night off. It became a tradition among them, as they were passing the baby into the next caretaker’s hands, to say “you’re it. good luck.”
The last thing Sirius saw as he was falling through the veil was Remus running over to Harry, and the last thought that ran through his head was “you’re it. good luck.”