purplesaxophone:

It doesn’t matter what kind of music you listen too, everyone likes blink-182 at somepoint in their life.

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asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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 ?????? image


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?????????????????????? image


?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*

I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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kawaiimegablaziken:

BAHAHAHAAH

kawaiimegablaziken:

BAHAHAHAAH

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#eeveelution 

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

bugsuit:

hoonding replied to your post: realtalk ive been drawing wings with v…

yeah your wings are pretty fukkin rad i really need to learn from you on this subject tbh because mine are schiesse

overly simplified method: draw red zigzag first

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important structure reference for when you’re actually putting the feathers on:

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i mostly cheat and just scribble so much you cant see me fucking up the actual feathers but yeah im lazy

THANKS 

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#wings #drawing ref 

lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 

I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close

toO SOON

(Source: unkinderluxury)

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#HP 
j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting
high resolution →

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

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#lol 

impalasaurusrex:

captainamericass:

omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”

THIS GIRL IS MY ROLE MODEL

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cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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ruinedchildhood:

 

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

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#omfg #disney #princesses 

underyourland:

mitchette:

captchi:

mochifever:

links-cyndaquil:

peanutbummer:

you know an anime means business when nobody has blue hair

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??????????????????

is that a fucking chocolate fish?

Hetalia is the most serious anime out there trust me I’m a doctor

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes)

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#omfg 
high resolution →

(Source: draw-me-an-elephant)

jack-is-jack-from-all-time-low:

When you’re finally off your period

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